Full-Length Scripts

Monsters, In-Laws, and Trust Exercises
7 females, 3 males, 1 monster
Run time: Approx 1hr 45min
Dr. Gawkler’s vacation rental is fully booked for the weekend. Unfortunately, it’s the weekend the doctor and his faithful assistant Igor are bringing their monstrous creation to life. Can Dr. Gawkler keep his guests from getting eaten? More importantly, can he keep his guests from giving him bad reviews before they get eaten? This outrageous comedy will remind you how great it feels to not take life too seriously and actually laugh out loud!
Single, Dating, or Dead
8 females, 6 males
Run time: Approx 2hrs
Chronically-single Michaela has been tricked by her friends into attending a singles' weekend. When Michaela is paired with a man who may believe himself to be a vampire, all bets are off. But when women start mysteriously disappearing from the singles' weekend, Michaela feels obligated to find proof that it's the work of a vampire. . .or at least a man who thinks he is one! A hilarious farce about relationships and lack thereof.


Premiering
Sept 18th
Hamlet's Christmas Party
8 females, 10 males, 3 Flexible
What better way is thereto catch a murderer than by throwing a Christmas party? Hamlet (yes, that Hamlet) has invited friends and nobles near and far to his holiday bash. No one but Horatio knows Hamlet's secret plot to get his uncle, King Claudius, to confess to murdering the old king. But Hamlet's not the only person at the party planning a peculiar plot! Lady Macbeth thinks "King and Queen of Denmark" is a fitting title for her and her husband. Ophelia, with the help of some unexpected friends, tries to find out if Hamlet is cheating on her. Viola pines for Orsino but has found herself stuck in a disguise that doesn't lend itself to wooing. Romeo is looking for love in all the wrong places. Richard III is doing the only thing he ever does: planning a murder. Then there's Carl, the Santa Claus hired to work the party, who has some unexpected competition.
This outrageous comedy will have your whole audience laughing, whether or not they're familiar with Shakespeare!
Not Great Art
5 females, 3 males
Playwright-hopeful Eve gives overlooked members of her community a chance to appear on stage in a new play. The only catch? They have less than 24 hours to produce the play. Oh, and also WRITE the play. With no time for rehearsal - or to even read each actor's scene in the script - this mishmash bunch of eccentric characters take to the stage to create great art. What could possibly go wrong?
